NO BANANAS ON THE BOAT...

Daniel Plaza

TODAY ME AND MY CUZIN DON TOOK OUT OUR OTHER CUZIN AND ON THE WAY TO THE STRAP TO PUT THE BOAT IN THE OCEAN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE BANANA QINX.. WE WERE TELLING HIM ALL THESE THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN U TAKE BANANA FISHING ON THE BOAT WITH U. SO WE GET TO THE BAY AND PUT THE BOAT IN THE WATER AND READY TO GO, SO WE START THE BOAT..... NO FIRE. SO WE FIGURE ITS THE BATTERY, SO WE HOOK UP A DIFFERNT BATTERIE, TURN THE KEY.... NO FIRE.. SO WE GET THE POWER JUMPER OUT AND HOOK IT UP AND TURN THE KEY... NO FIRE... SO MY CUZIN DON WENT TO THE BOAT YARD TO CHARGE THE BATTERIE. SO ME AND MY CUZIN WE TOOK OPENS HIS LUNCH AND BEHOLD A BIG BANNA. I TOLD HIM SEE MAN DAM BANNANA AND I GRABED IT FROM HIM AND THREW IT AS HARD AS I CAN INTO THE WATER. SO BY THEN DON ROLLS BACK UP WITH THE CHARGE AND I TELL HIM WHAT HAPPEND SO HE GETS IN THE BOAT HOOKS UP THE BATTERY TURNS THE KEY... BINGO THE BANNA WAS THE PROBLEM. SO NOW WE CALL OUR CUZIN THE BANANA MAN. SO THERE IT IS THE BANANA QINX IS REAL....

Posted by Daniel Plaza Elite Member created over 4 years ago - last updated over 4 years ago
1213 views - 3 responses -

Joe Brown

That's hilarious! Great story. 

Posted by Joe Brown Expert Member over 4 years ago - Report Abuse

Joe Pych

Great story. I've heard bananas were back luck and this proves it!

Posted by Joe Pych Elite Member over 4 years ago - Report Abuse

Felipe Micklon

Absolutely nooooooo bananas!

Posted by Felipe Micklon Expert Member over 4 years ago - Report Abuse

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